Intro: E A F# B - stop - E A F# You text at three in the morningB E And you misspell my nameA F# You slept with half my friends on FacebookB E And most of them think you are lameA F# You say that with me it's differentB E And your not that big of a dickA F# When you disappear it's cause you're busyB C#m Not 'cause your with some other chick G#m C#m I know that this may be uncoolG#m B But I want to tell you the truth Chorus:E A My self-esteem's not low enough to date youF# B It's close but not quite thereE A F# Need time to get a little more rejectedB E A F# Then you and I could make an awesome pairB E A F# B - stop - A totally awesome pair E A F# I seem like your perfect targetB E Like I've been lonely for too longA F# You think I haven't had xxx in foreverB E And I'll admit that you're not wrongA F# But I would rather have nothingB E Than this crap, let me reaffirmA F# I wouldn't touch your dick if I was poisonedB C#m And the antidote was in your sperm G#m C#m I know that this may be uncoolG#m B But I want to tell you the truth E A My self-esteem's not low enough to date youF# B It's pretty close but not quite thereE A F# Need time to get a little more desperateB E A F# Then you and I could make an awesome pairB E A F# B - stop - A totally awesome pair Bridge:C#m G#m We could last foreverA E You just have to give me timeC#m E To learn to deal with bullxxxxA B And blatant liesE B But for now... for now E A My self-esteem's not low enough to date youF# B It's so close but not quite thereE A F# Need time to get a little more wastedB E A F# Then you and I could make an awesome pairB E A F# B - stop - A totally awesome pair
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